Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

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"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"


"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"


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He’s ready for an adventure


He’s ready for an adventure

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Have you ever wondered what life is about?
You could search the world and never figure it out.

(Source: smaries)

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my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

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the only boys i need in my life:

  • michael (kors)
  • christian (dior/louboutin)
  • jimmy (choo)
  • louis (vuitton)
  • tommy (hilfiger)
  • yves (saint-laurent)
  • giorgio (armani)
  • louis-francois (cartier)

the only boys yall can afford


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I seriously can not wait till I get my new mattress tuesday.. my back is fucking killing me.

I can’t believe I even slept on this bed for so long.


cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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I need this in my life


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Disneyland was Walt’s gift to a weary world. Once you pass through its gates, the stress and strife of our everyday reality seems to melt away…
Julie Andrews  (via justmywayofseeingit)

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