my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years
I seriously can not wait till I get my new mattress tuesday.. my back is fucking killing me.
I can’t believe I even slept on this bed for so long.
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7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°