dutchster:

"you don’t beat around the bush, do you?" my neighbor asks as i masturbate vigorously onto his shrubbery

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Instead of saying “I don’t have time” try saying “it’s not a priority,” and see how that feels. Often, that’s a perfectly adequate explanation. I have time to iron my sheets, I just don’t want to. But other things are harder. Try it: “I’m not going to edit your résumé, sweetie, because it’s not a priority.” “I don’t go to the doctor because my health is not a priority.” If these phrases don’t sit well, that’s the point. Changing our language reminds us that time is a choice. If we don’t like how we’re spending an hour, we can choose differently.
Wall Street Journal (via purplebuddhaproject)
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I’m having a super hard time at the moment and I really need to talk to someone.. and I have people to talk to.. so why do I feel like I can’t open my mouth to say something

What’s wrong with me.

I should get help with the anxiety.

(Source: butnotquite)

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clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

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betterbemeta:

tastefullyoffensive:

[klaroline]

But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.
water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.
Expose the system. Exploit the system. 

betterbemeta:

tastefullyoffensive:

[klaroline]

But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.

water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.

Expose the system. Exploit the system. 

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reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(Source: adorablebadass)

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Find your reason and it’ll all make sense
what my therapist never taught me  (via yourenosaint)
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p-eachful:

plot twist: for Halloween a black cat dresses up as a white girl

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(Source: born--for--this)

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ziqqawest:

Same fear

ziqqawest:

Same fear

(Source: theonlystefers)

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